I will strive to become a real godly virtuous Christian lady!

I am recently was transformed from trashy sinful guy into a woman. I have been studying scripture and it sounds like God really wants woman to dress distinctly feminine. After much prayer, I have come to the conclusion that wearing skirts and pantyhose all the time would be the most God pleasing thing to do. And today, after the Sunday church service our pastor made me an offer to become his wife. Oh Lord, you forgave me! You give me the happiness of being a wife and mother! I swear, I will strive to become a real godly virtuous Christian lady!