What happened to me?

What happened to me? My heart suddenly discovered that I am a woman now! And it's sinful for me to wear pants! Only dresses and skirts, always with stockings or pantyhose. And I discovered that other women don't attracted me. They can be my female friends or sisters. The Lord linked my fate with men in the unbreakable thread! He made me a straight woman. And it's right for me to be a wife. Yes! Oh, our pastor Merx is a handsome man! He is so strong, but virtuous. Oh, my God, You transformed me into a woman and now I am praying You: make me a pastor's wife! As Mrs. Merx, I will be a true virtuous Christian lady, a good wife and mother!